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Our Father v1.0

September 2nd, 2010 Merry Monk of Love 1 comment

Mother Internet has been very good to me this week.

Burnside Writers Collective published “May God Bless the Hell Out of You” and just yesterday a new magazine called Genuine Motivation published my piece titled “Our Father.” Pretty cool huh?

Click the links above to check out my work and let me know what you think (I’m a comment junkie).

I’m a little bummed that the good folks at GM had to edit “Our Father” down to meet the 1200 word limit. But hey, the fact that anyone wants to publish my messy monkery is a gift.

Anyway, just in case you were interested in the full piece, here’s the original as it appeared in Key Life Magazine this summer.

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Dr. Seuss Twofer Tuesday

August 31st, 2010 Merry Monk of Love No comments

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.”

- Dr. Seuss

“Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.”

- Dr. Seuss

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Merry Music Monday – Live Phish Radio

August 30th, 2010 Merry Monk of Love No comments

I did a good bit of cleaning this weekend. Nothing helps energize me for housework like good tunes. This weekend Phish kept me and Mrs. Monk rockin’ in the clean world.

Where does the Merry Monk go for his Phish fix? Glad you asked.

LivePhish.com pumps out a free live stream that will blow your mind. Head on over there for some spectacular live jams 24×7. Just click “Listen” in the upper right corner of the site and you can use the player of your choice to jump into the live stream and catch some Phish!

If you really dig it and you want Live Phish Radio on your phone, there’s an app for that. Looks like it’s currently half price for $3.99. I just bought mine with some remaining gift card money!

May God bless the Hell out of you Phish!

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Marta Szabo & The Guru Looked Good – The MonkCast

August 27th, 2010 Merry Monk of Love No comments

Join me on the MonkCast as I talk with Marta Szabo, author of The Guru Looked Good

Click here to listen to my conversation with Marta Szabo.

The Guru Looked Good details Marta’s ten plus years as a staff member in Gurumayi’s ashram, the same yogic monastery that Elizabeth Gilbert describes in her bestseller/movie Eat, Pray, Love. However, the picture painted by Szabo portrays the experience of working intimately with a guru in an international spiritual organization that extravagantly promises happiness, demands service, hypes a guru as God, but actually delivers escapism at best, oppression at worst.

Click the link above to download or listen to the interview, or use the player over there to the right in the sidebar. Click here to subscribe to the MonkCast via iTunes or your favorite RSS reader and join me for more merry monkery.

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Star Wars Silent Picture

August 25th, 2010 Merry Monk of Love 2 comments

This is absolutely BRILLIANT! So fun. Be sure to watch it all the way to the end. Thanks to The Merry Monk of Max for passing this one on.

P.S. Did you find yourself quoting all the lines before they came up on the screen like I did? All the signs that George Lucas hijacked your childhood too.

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Sufjan Stevens Twofer Tuesday

August 24th, 2010 Merry Monk of Love No comments

Sufjan Stevens – To Be Alone With You from Andrew Gill on Vimeo.

“Don’t be ashamed, don’t cry in the bath
For it’s the story of, story of, morning glory story
It’s the gloriole that comes to your path

There is a time when the lights will arise
For the mother is, the mother is the glorious victorious
The mother of the heart of the world

Go on! Little sister! Go on!
For your world is yours, world is yours
All the wilderness of world is yours to enjoy

Go on! Little sister! Go on!
For you’re beautiful, beautiful
All the fullness of the world is yours”

- Sufjan Stevens (“Djohariah“, All Delighted People EP)

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Merry Music Monday

August 23rd, 2010 Merry Monk of Love No comments

Sufjan Stevens meets Paul Simon. No more reading, listen.

Click here to listen to the All Delighted People EP and purchase the album.

Album description:

All Delighted People is built around two different versions of Sufjan’s long-form epic ballad “All Delighted People,” a dramatic homage to the Apocalypse, existential ennui, and Paul Simon’s “Sounds of Silence.” Sounds delightful, yes! The song was originally workshopped on Sufjan’s previous tour in the fall of 2009. Other songs on the EP include the 17-minute guitar jam-for-single-mothers “Djohariah,” and the gothic piano ballad “The Owl and the Tanager,” a live-show mainstay (and Debbie Downer if you ask us; what’s it doing on a “Delighted” EP?).

Raise Your Hands!

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Ian Cron – The MonkCast

August 19th, 2010 Merry Monk of Love 1 comment

Join me on the MonkCast as I talk with Ian Cron (that’s him in the pic to the left…the white one).

Click here to listen to my conversation with Ian Cron.

Ian is the author of Chasing Francis: A Pilgrim’s Tale, a book on St. Francis of Assisi that Phyllis Tickle calls “…absolutely seductive…a feast for the soul as well as a great, churning, joyful romp for the spirit!” The Archbishop of Canterbury liked the book too. So Ian has that going for him…which is nice.

Listen as we talk about mysticism and swap stories about being one with God. I’m a mystic, he’s a mystic, wouldn’t you like to be a mystic too? You probably already are.

Click the link above to download or listen to the interview, or use the player over there to the right in the sidebar. Click here to subscribe to the MonkCast via iTunes or your favorite RSS reader and join me for more merry monkery.

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May God Bless the Hell Out of You!

August 19th, 2010 Merry Monk of Love 1 comment

God is not fair. He gleefully flaunts it too. He shoves it in our faces. Jesus’ version of reality is devoid of common sense. The Kingdom of God might as well be called, “Crazy Upside-down Jesus World.”

Here’s an example.

Say I need some landscaping done at my house. So I go to the day-laborer place and I hire up all the guys standing around. We agree on $100 per guy for a day’s work. They work hard for a couple hours, but it doesn’t look like we’ll get all the work done by quitting time. So I go back to the day-laborer place and get some more guys.

A couple more hours go by. I need more guys. I go get ‘em. They work.

A couple more hours. More guys. More work. About this time my yard is looking like an ant colony with workers swarming all over the place pulling bushes, planting trees, laying sod, hauling decorative rocks, building planters, etc.

Everything looks good, so I go get the guys some chicken and beers to show my appreciation. With about an hour of daylight left, I head back to my house and pass the day-laborer place on the way. To my surprise, I see some guys just showing up looking for work.

I think, These guys are slackers. You don’t show up at the end of the day looking for work. They probably slept all day after partying the night before. Now they’re here to hook up with their friends who actually got their butts out of bed to earn some money.

So I pull in and ask them why they’re standing around. They say, “Look man, you know…we been standing here all day and nobody hired us.”

I know they’re full of it, but I’m a good guy. I have plenty of cash and these hosers look like they could use a break. I hire the guys and haul them to my place. They get about an hour of work in before everything is done and we all sit around eating, drinking and BS-ing.

It comes time to call it a day and pay the workers, so they all line up. Of course the slackers step up first, beers in hand, licking their fingers clean of fried chicken. They’re delighted as I hand each a 100-dollar bill. Then the next group. They get $100 too. Same with the next guys…and the next.

About this time, the guys who showed up first think they may get more since they worked the entire day. They step up. All eyes are on me. They each get $100. They look at me like I’m the Frankenstein monster and they’re the townspeople ready to attack with shovels and pitchforks. They start shouting complaints.

I say, “Hey, you agreed to a day’s work for $100. That’s a good wage. If I want to give the last guys the same as you, it’s a free country. Can’t I do what I want with my own money? Or are you giving me the evil eye because I’m good?”

Jesus tells a story just like this in Matthew 20:1-16. Then you know what he says? He says, “Let me tell all y’all somethin’. In the Kingdom of Heaven, the last are first…and the first are last.”

WHAT?!! You’ve got to be kidding me. That’s outrageous. It’s not fair. Who would pay good money to guys who don’t deserve it and then shove that fact in the faces of the guys who worked the hardest? But there you have it, right there in the Bible.

That’s just one example. Go read about the rebellious son who squanders all his dad’s money on hookers and booze. You know what he gets for it when he comes home? His dad buys him new clothes and throws him a party while his brother works in the field. The religious folks get a tongue lashing from Jesus while the drunks, outcasts and whores get the Kingdom. The meek inherit the earth. The persecuted are blessed. It’s all simply scandalous.

In the real world, you work, you get paid. That’s reality. You study hard, you get an “A.” That’s the way of the world. You do bad stuff and you get punished. You do good, you get rewarded. However, God’s ways are certainly not our ways.

So what is he up too? Why all of this insane generosity to the worst and weakest of us?

I’ll tell you. It’s the way that he chastens us. It’s the way he sets us straight.

Romans 2:4 “Do you despise the riches of His goodness, forbearance, and longsuffering, not knowing that the goodness of God leads you to repentance?”

There you have it. He doesn’t give us cancer or earthquakes. He doesn’t get us fired or wreck our car to teach us a lesson. He doesn’t take our children or our spouses. That’s what you would expect. In fact, that’s how all the pagan gods do it, but not Yahweh.

If he were interested in punishing us for the evil in our hearts, death and destruction would be in order. Sure we’ve seen that kind of thing in the Old Testament, but that was all part of God setting the stage to come himself to take the punishment humanity deserved. Now, he’s not mad at us anymore. He spent all His anger on Jesus; there’s none left for us. God was never interested in wiping us out. He’s interested in getting us to turn around and come Home. He’s interested in getting us to repent, and to do so, he blesses us. God literally blesses the Hell out of us.

Listen to these words from Spurgeon:

“When I thought God was hard, I found it easy to sin; but when I found God so kind, so good, so overflowing with compassion, I smote upon my breast to think that I could ever have rebelled against One who loved me so, and sought my good.”

So, while it’s not what we expect, it’s what the gospel is all about. That’s the good news. Jesus taught that it’s the way things work in the Kingdom of Heaven. You see, we can’t work hard enough to get God to owe us anything and we can’t be bad enough to get him to punish us.

Romans 4:4-8 “Now to him who works, the wages are not counted as grace but as debt. But to him who does not work but believes on Him who justifies the ungodly, his faith is accounted for righteousness.”

What’s more, grace through faith is not just how we get into the family of God. It’s how we live (Galatians 3:1-3).

All that isn’t to say that there aren’t consequences for the stupid things we do. On top of that, there’s the mess we all experience from living in a fallen world. But don’t confuse that stuff with God’s punishment. There’s no punishment left after the cross.

However, he does want to bless the Hell out of us. This is obviously great news for the slackers who show up hungover to work for an hour and get paid just as much as the guys who worked all day. It’s great news for the prodigals who get to come home to a party after spending dad’s money partying. It’s great news for a jacked up guy like me. But, for the older brother and the guys working in the field all day, this great news is a tough pill to swallow.

Robert Farrar Capon expresses their thoughts on the gospel with style:

“Give us something, anything; but spare us the indignity of this indiscriminate acceptance. Lord, let your servants depart in the peace of their proper responsibility. If it is too much to ask, send us to bed with some few shreds of self-respect to congratulate ourselves upon. But if that is too hard, leave us at least the consolation of our self-loathing. Only do not force us free. What have we ever done but try as best we could? How have we so hurt you, even by failing, that you should now turn on us and say that none of it makes any difference, not even our sacred guilt? We have played this game of yours, and it has cost us.

Where do you get off suggesting a drink at a time like this?

It’s not fair, but that’s how the Kingdom of Heaven works. If you don’t like that, I bet you’ve been working really hard to please God. I also bet you can be a big pain in the ass. Lighten up, he’s already pleased.

As he loves us, we become more loving. As he indiscriminately accepts us, we become more indiscriminately accepting. As he blesses us, we become a blessing.

May God bless the Hell out of us all!

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Wake Up

August 18th, 2010 Merry Monk of Love 4 comments

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